September Competition - Speak Up

[TRshady]

I'm very ill right now, have a range of symptoms that would kill 10 ordinary men ...
but that doesn't stop me bringing you this announcement: Our monthly competitions are back

The prize: To start off simple, the winner this month gets a $30 Amazon.com gift certificate.
(or the equivalent value on any other Amazon website - £15 Gift Certificate if you are in the UK, 200 Rupees if you live in Hyrule etc)

How to win? Simply leave a comment telling us why you deserve to win. Our favorite comment gets the loot. The best comment may be one that makes us laugh the most, one that shows creativity, wit, intelligence, originality or simply strikes us as a great comment.

The only rule is that each member can only post one comment and this can not be edited once posted.
Any questions? Post in this thread.

You have till September 30th to post your comment, good luck!
Please Note: Any comment below is your one and only entry into the competition

[<Stiiccy>]

Well simply put I am what most people The Shit
I am a higher human being than most of these punks who are really just little worms playing in the dirt
Plus, I get on this forum everyday and contribute.that alone should get me the win
I have 2 kids, and ive been workin my ass off on my music
so im going to end it here
pick me .... Not because i represent change like Obama
But because i am THE SHIT
yours truly,
Mr. Sticcy Z

[Emadyville]

Because.

[Tash8]

you faggot, you fuckin asshole administrator of a faggot (I still love you as much as you love beyonce)... I came in this forum, hoping that I would see some fantastic news about Eminem's new album release date or whatever (after I noticed the posts moved from 320 or whater to 321). I'm all excited and hopeful and shit then I see your post about some competition and just make me mad and then I go to jerk off to relieve some of the tension and it's 100 fuckin degrees here...

thanks a lot!

[Dateekster3]

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GAME!

[Jay-19]

I just noticed Immortal Technique has the same flow in every song.


But I like him anyway.

[M-Pyre]

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

[blitches]

well well. its come to this.
the minions of bill cosby have reached the city of liberty. we all know how well this site has turned out
thousands of comments, great conversational pieces. things happened, people died, births took place, and old ladies have frequently asked us questions such as
"Why do my breasts look like dirty diapers ?"
"Can i have some of that apple sauce?"

and of course, we cant forget

"why couldn't i have thought of starting TR SHADY?"

sometimes, blood tastes better served innocent, but we all have our skeletons.
my include masturbating to the last episode of Good Times.

anyway, regarding this prize, i've seen alot of wars in my day. but i've never taken a long hard look at a long hard Dick.
no, not a penis, but the extremely tall body builder down the block.

i realize alot of people want this prize, and alot of people drive to work instead of walking, and i haven't seen jim since the accident. but there is one thing i do know. amazon is anger.........................Penis.

[Robbie G]

I'll cut to the chase. I really want the card because I would be able to buy a mic:

http://www.amazon.com/Shure-C606WD-All- ... 248&sr=8-3

I have so much written stuff that I'd die to record but there isn't really anybody who sells mics around here. Plus I don't have a credit card to order stuff online with.

I also tell jokes.





I think that just about covers it. Oh and I can also send some nudes..... ..maybe...'

[BlaqReaper]

Becuase I'll never let you guys down!

(How many of you guys did i get ?

[Darkblade44431]

You should pick me becuz i'll give the card to my girl aaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddd......
everyone else's excuse was hella lame! And and and......THIS IS A PART OF MY COMMENT PEEEEEEEPS, look at my AMAZING "Hottie of the Day Account", though i can't get a fucking picture to upload......i still like it. Link isss......: http://www.nextornot.com/Sikkkk
also, if you do not pick me as the victorious persin, i will mispell another word such as licked-roarin-sis smirkkennn. that makes me want to write you a freestyle.
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Yo, what did Bar say when he was first tard swayed?/
He said,hey, stop drinkin my blood, i'm not../
jesus....or a hot liquor spot/

he said.....

i am the centerpiece.. for banning noobies/
i am the quencher of pee, dehydration's not spooky/
i make the piss get dry, i make my fist pick times/
to finger myself in the asshole, while i tinker with belts in my fat rolls/
i try to turn my head around but it's a fact of life, that i couldn't possibly lose weight.. to save my life/

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And now it's time, for Dj Blue/
yo, he's a bitch, bet he wears pj's too/
just messin with ya, white boy nigga word dropper/
you're pretty cool, for a whiny voice spitta terd dropper/
it's ok if you still pee in your pants..it's ok.../
it's so cute when u try to run away/
cuz your baby face keeps people dazed/
and they're like, "is he really as old as i heard him say...?"/
No he isn't, he isn't even human,
he's a bloomin skewed man with a life that few can,/
say was bad, but in his case, it sucked, just like his dad/
he had to pull down his pants for his daddy/
or else his self esteem would drop from him sayin fatty/
so it's time to stop faking cuz ur a pussy bitch/
and i bet every second of the pain you got was from a tushy itch/
well now ur obsessive gay ass can have ppl askin you "tushy got dick?"/
oh dang, i guess u lose, time to stop being confused, talking all slow and sounding used/
so i'm blocking your mold of sickening raps pounding fools, maybe when you pound guys in the ass with your hardened tool/

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Waz just messin with ppl. So Chilllll......and i don't even know if Bar is an admin...i think he just a news poster....don't remember.....oh well. i thought he was when i was typing this. And Djblue, calm down, i would never seriously diss you. XD

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PICK ME CUZ I'M JUST COOL LIKE THAT!

[dbeauluvswomen]

Pick me because I do not deserve this award

[SoldierShady]

Pick me because after I eeny meeny miney moed...I realised I'd won this thing, you can even ask my sister Ash, she was there. I can give you her number.....or physical/email ad? If you want, just tell me what'r more appropriate. Oh man I can't believe this is actually going to happen!!! And I was worried I wasn't gonna win, pfft xD Jake's gonna be fucking jealous!

[Le Tunisien]

CLiCK me PICK me dont be a PRICK with me STICK with me dont make me SICK hihi ..
guys its not good to LICK,and sukin some DICK .......

..cuz YOU KNOW AND I KNOW IM THE WINNER ALREADY =) !!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhahaahah

PS: The rest dont Post any comment ,cuz i told y all im the Winner already its useless to post XD

[Big Proof 4ever]

Dude just look at my avatar,hell yeah u right i dont have it its because i dont have money