The TRshady Forum became read-only in December 2014. The 10 year history will live on, in this archive.
Continue the discussion with the new home for the Eminem and Hip Hop discussion: HipHopShelter.com.

Funniest stuff ever!

Talk and get help on Webmaster related topics such as programming, designing and advertising.
See WhoNeedsActions.com for Web Development Guides.

Funniest stuff ever!

Postby lechilka26 » Aug 27th, '06, 20:04

Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny :))) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

i think its the best joke!
lechilka26
Closet Cleaner
Closet Cleaner
 
Posts: 1
Joined: Aug 27th, '06, 13:33
Location: Irland

Postby katastrophe » Aug 27th, '06, 20:09

wrong section :whistle: but some pretty funny and true stuff :D propz
Image

^^^Propz to McMaybe :worship:
User avatar
katastrophe
Under The Influence
Under The Influence
 
Posts: 4981
Joined: May 24th, '05, 04:20
Location: wherever my computer is located
Gender: Male

Postby sinemm » Aug 27th, '06, 20:24

yea some of them are real and funny but there are lootsa good sides to be a woman than a man..be sure.. LoL :D ;)

check it haha

http://www.forum.trshady.com/viewtopic.php?t=19187
User avatar
sinemm
Band Leader
Band Leader
 
Posts: 7544
Joined: Apr 20th, '06, 12:59
Location: Turkey/Istanbul
Gender: Female

Postby slim.-._.-.shady » Nov 16th, '06, 13:47

hey bro it's cool stuff and real at most :shifty: :shifty:
Image
User avatar
slim.-._.-.shady
Trailer Trash
Trailer Trash
 
Posts: 166
Joined: Sep 14th, '06, 17:53
Location: Alone In Deep Darkness !!!

Postby AspirinE » Nov 16th, '06, 19:06

dont u people see the links in the dots...
its one of them commercial sitesregistering.
User avatar
AspirinE
Django
Django
 
Posts: 20230
Joined: Jun 4th, '05, 11:00
Location: Russia - Novosibirsk.
Gender: Male


Return to Webmaster World



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users