Chief Menzo and Blu

[Rage_x_RELAPSE]

Halo is for NOOBS

[Master Chief]

Whut.

Do I have to get the Reach demo? I already have the game

[Master Chief]

Alrighty then. Firefight is okay but I don't LOOOOVE it. I'll download it right now.

[Master Chief]

It's taking five thousand light-years to download so I'ma go out while it finishes

Stay online.

[Master Chief]

Alright...but I can't get on tonight lol

You should DIE HARD!!! like if your hair was sticky.

Why? Because unlike you, I'm always on like fire.

[Master Chief]

Do you now see that genius metaphor in a new light?


.... Because of me.

[Master Chief]

Actually. Three things.

Playing Homefront with (Mac) Miller, sexting with you on XBL and TR.

[Master Chief]

I guess you're a triple threat.

Are you homo's homosexually whispering homosexual things into the mic? Phagz.

I don't have a mic and neither does he. But, I'm sure you do

And D/L Homefront, you queer.

[Master Chief]

Y'all don't even have one mic?



Of course I do. And I shall download it...tomorrow.

I don't comprehend the wordplay/pun. Failed punchline, perhaps?

You said a "fewwwwwwwww minz" just a second ago, so no.

[Master Chief]

Zzzzzzzz.

[Master Chief]

(Mac) Miller

Dont do that.

I'm just calling you by your emcee name

Halo is for NOOBS

I'll eat your children and viciously rape/kill your mother depending on her looks. Watch your mouth.

[Master Chief]

Yeah man, I got a mic.

Hate playing without it, it's so hard to know what's going on. At one point, MC was shooting at me and all of a sudden someone sniped him and I laughed my ass off.

Lol, I was doing that to everyone. The point of doing that was to get the other person killed and it worked ALL the time! Yay me!

[Master Chief]

Yeah man, I got a mic.

Hate playing without it, it's so hard to know what's going on. At one point, MC was shooting at me and all of a sudden someone sniped him and I laughed my ass off.

I saw that too. We were standing there messing around and all of a sudden MC got dropped. I was like "oh shit" and just started bookin. I was laughin so hard.

It was all three of us re-united. It was a historical moment

Yeah man, I got a mic.

Hate playing without it, it's so hard to know what's going on. At one point, MC was shooting at me and all of a sudden someone sniped him and I laughed my ass off.

Lol, I was doing that to everyone. The point of doing that was to get the other person killed and it worked ALL the time! Yay me!

Or the time I jumped on the truck and you drove into the lake and it exploded. I lol'd when that happened.

That was a classic moment tbh. I was doing it on purpose to kill us both too. It was definitely NOT an accident. I hate you. Goes to show you that I ment it when I said "Go drown"

[Master Chief]

Well, I figured it was homicide suicide cuz there was a timer at the top of the screen. I just wanted to see what happened hahaha classic moment.

I understand now!

I was afraid our e-relationship wouldn't be the same when I willingly drowned you in a fictional game

[Master Chief]

I would but then you would hear my beautiful voice and you would wanna fuck me.