Things I Learnt from SALT

[GenePeer]

I always love these threads when they're made on IMDb; so when i was watching this movie, tiny silly details couldn't help but make me thing of making the list myself. Here it goes (in no particular order):

1-No matter how pretty you are, the chinese will torture you.
2-You can always use your underwear to obstruct a camera.
3-Normal household/cleaning products can make a DIY rocket. Add a fire extinguisher, you got yourself a rocket launcher.
4-When american drivers see you on top of their trucks, they slam their breaks.
5-If trapped on a bridge, there's always a truck to jump on passing underneath. (I admit, I knew this already.)
6-It is allowed to tell your husband you're a CIA spy.
7-Russians have crazy ideas.
8-American screenwriters are even crazier for expecting us to believe Russians are that crazy.
9-The police won't bother monitoring the traffic cameras if they can't get to you with a car.
10-American screenwriters want us to know that spiders are cool.
11-CIA agents think Secret Service agents can't tell jokes.
12-Salt can jump off moving trains and walk it off.
13-Better yet, Salt can drive a car off a bridge and walk it off.
14-Hiding a knife in your shoe is a trick that never fails.
15-Salt can fly/glide/whatever the fuck that was.
16-Not shooting at a cop will confuse the hell out of him.
17-Electricity causes drivers to accelerate.
18-If a russian brainwashes you into thinking you'll go to Princeton, you will go there.
19-The best way to tell Salt to kill the Russian president is to tell her in front of CIA.
20-If you're going to kill a Russian, at least wait for him to finish his vodka.
21-Salt watched Zombieland and knows what double-tapping means.
22-You can enter the white house with a bomb and it won't be detected.
23-Killing a crew of trained Russian operatives is no biggie.
24-Salt can jump off helicopters, but she has to run this one off.
25-I've watched enough 24 for a single lifetime.

Add some more if you got them.

[Bistnal]

lol nice list.