Transformers

[Ivy]

Transformers
A long time ago, far away on the planet of Cybertron, a war was being waged between the noble Autobots (led by the wise Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by the dreaded Megatron) for control over the Allspark, a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possessed it. The Autobots managed to smuggle the Allspark off the planet, but Megatron blasted off in search of it. He eventually tracked it to the planet of Earth (circa 1850), but his reckless desire for power sent him right into the Arctic Ocean, and the sheer cold forced him into a paralyzed state. His body was later found by Captain Archibald Witwicky, and before going into a comatose state Megatron used the last of his energy to engrave a map, showing the location of the Allspark, into the Captain's glasses, and send a transmission to Cybertron. He is then carted away by the Captain's ship. A century later, Sam Witwicky, nicknamed Spike by his friends, buys his first car. To his shock, he discovers it to be Bumblebee, an Autobot in disguise who is to protect Spike, as he bears the Captain's glasses and the map carved on them. But Bumblebee is not the only Transformer to have arrived on Earth - in the desert of Qatar, the Decepticons Blackout and Scorponok attack a U.S. military base, causing the Pentagon to send their special Sector Seven agents to capture all "specimens of this alien race," and Spike and his girlfriend Mikaela find themselves in the middle of a grand battle between the Autobots and the Decepticons, stretching from Hoover Dam all the way to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, within the depths of Hoover Dam, the cryogenically stored form of Megatron awakens...

Classic Quotes From Transformers

"The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female."


"You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go?"

Ironhide: "You have a rodent infestation."
Sam Witwicky: "A what?"
Ironhide: [aiming cannons at Mojo] "Shall I terminate?"
Sam Witwicky: "No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas."
Ironhide: "He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!"
Sam Witwicky: "He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!"
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...


Judy Witwicky: [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband in tow] "Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?"
Ron Witwicky: "Judy..."
Sam Witwicky: [Frantic] "Was I master... No, Mom!"
Ron Witwicky: "Zip it, okay?"
Judy Witwicky: "It's okay..."
Sam Witwicky: "No, I don't masturbate!"
Ron Witwicky: "That's not something for you to bring up."
Judy Witwicky: "Okay."
Ron Witwicky: "That's a father-and-son thing, okay?"
Sam Witwicky: "Father-son thing..."
Judy Witwicky: "I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or..."
Sam Witwicky: [Amazed] "Happy time?"
Judy Witwicky: "...my special alone time..."
Ron Witwicky: "Judy, stop!"
Judy Witwicky: "...with myself..."
Sam Witwicky: "Mom, you can't come in and..."
Judy Witwicky: "I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink."

[Ivy]

This was the coolest CG movie I have ever watched. I saw the previews over the summer a few years ago and thought it'd be the stupidest movie and that if I had to watch it, that poison I take better be fast acting...Anyways, ended up being forced to watch it with my Fiancee' and now I have to say, it's the shit! After the first 15 minutes I was screaming at my Fiancee' to shut up and turn out the lights. We ended up eating dinner in bed while his parents sat on the floor leaning up agaisnt the front of his bed. They wanted a family dinner, we wanted to watch the movie, we compromised!