I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

[Ivy]

Summary
Lawrence "Larry" Valentine and Charles "Chuck" Levine are veteran FDNY firefighters. Chuck is a sexual deviant while Larry is a single father trying to raise a "tomboy" daughter Tori and an effeminate son Eric. Larry, being distracted by his sadness and obsession over his wife's death, fails to change the primary beneficiary of his pension from his wife to his children within the deadline. His only option is to marry someone, but he finds no woman whom he thinks can be trusted with the wellness of his children. There enters Chuck...

Hilarious Quotes
1.)"Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle."
2.)"I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off. I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off."
3.)"I'm Larry, Chuck's better half. More like two-thirds..."