Funny Dialogues

[Wic Kid]

Post a funny dialogue from a movie, show or even make up your own, whatever. Here´s my favourite:

(Barney and Lilly, from How I met your mother)

L: There´s a big sale tomorrow at the wedding shop? Barney, will you go with me?
B: Im sorry, I cant. I got this thing.
L: What thing?
B: A penis.

damn, I laughed my ass out at that one...

[Emadyville]

Any line from any episode of Sunny in Philadelphia or most of Seinfeld, one of my favorites though from the preview for the new season of Sunny you can watch yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGWt9Q9Ktgs&feature=related

[Wic Kid]

Any line from any episode of Sunny in Philadelphia or most of Seinfeld, one of my favorites though from the preview for the new season of Sunny you can watch yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGWt9Q9Ktgs&feature=related

Heres my fav one from seinfeld:
George and Jerry:

G: What is Netherland?
J: What do u mean what is Netherland? Its a country, right next to Belgium.
G: No, thats Holland.
J: Netherland IS Holland.
G: Then who are the Dutch?!

just

[TriRepo]

House: Your wife is having an affair.

Orange-Colored Patient: What??

House: You're orange, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors. She's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and figure it out.