Absolutely hilarious. Makes the crappest of jokes sound genius....
I went to the doctor the other day
I said 'Have you got anything for wind?'
so he gave me a kite.
I went to the doctors.
He said 'What appears to be the problem?'
I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'
He said 'How can I help?'
I said 'Break my arms!'
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. "
"Is it common? "
"It's not unusual."
A man walked into the doctors,
The doctor said " I haven't seen you in a long time "
The man replied "I know I've been ill"
A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places.
The doctor said "well don't go there any more"
