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Keep Quiet

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Keep Quiet

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 15th, '08, 22:09

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has
hunted all his life.

When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to
sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand.

After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream.

He rushes back to Jerry and yells, "I thought I told you to be quiet!"

Jerry says, "Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled
over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down
my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more!"
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Re: Keep Quiet

Postby Solace » Dec 16th, '08, 04:10

Bleh :whistle:
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Re: Keep Quiet

Postby theJFKshow » Dec 16th, '08, 04:11

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Re: Keep Quiet

Postby DrRapid » Dec 21st, '08, 17:09

shebleh
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Re: Keep Quiet

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 17:12

shadymademe wrote:Bleh :whistle:
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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