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Dirty Sex poems

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 01:06

Dirty Sex poems

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't
Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.


fuck, fuck, fuck a duck! screw a kangaroo!
finger-fuck a woodchuck... orgy in the zoo!
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
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Re: Dirty Sex poems

Postby scalia5 » Dec 21st, '08, 01:21

haha these are funny.
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Re: Dirty Sex poems

Postby Emadyville » Dec 21st, '08, 02:02

good shit, made me laugh
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that


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Re: Dirty Sex poems

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 03:12

LMFAOOOOOO

OMG These are hilarious
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


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Re: Dirty Sex poems

Postby °[~CHR!$~]° » Dec 21st, '08, 17:34

lmao@the rubber one hahaha
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Re: Dirty Sex poems

Postby kalbird » Dec 22nd, '08, 21:06

Ha Ha! Really funny i luved it.
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Re: Dirty Sex poems

Postby neb121 » Dec 23rd, '08, 04:06

i heard some of them already lol. there funny.
http://www.myspace.com/bodaciousentertainment2006

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mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
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