Don't Say These To A Cop

Website · by **Solace** » Dec 3rd, '08, 02:54

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

by **Robbie G** » Dec 3rd, '08, 03:11

9. I pay your salary

That'd probably piss him off.

by **tha Wangsta** » Dec 3rd, '08, 08:39

shadymademe wrote:18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

shadymademe wrote:11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

by **Titan50** » Dec 3rd, '08, 18:45

The last three are pure class

by **SajN** » Dec 3rd, '08, 18:52

nr 5 was pretty cool :y:

by **°[~CHR!$~]°** » Dec 3rd, '08, 20:44

lmao@ 18

by **BlaqReaper** » Dec 4th, '08, 11:25

Great list, I got two more:

"I swear to drunk I'm not God."

"Is there a officer, problem?"

by **yoshi** » Dec 5th, '08, 01:34

shadymademe wrote:
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

blhahahah^^

by **tjb** » Dec 18th, '08, 23:53

hhaha i lvoe last 5

by **lakaisx** » Dec 23rd, '08, 19:46

1-5 and 13 were hilarious

by **Sleepy** » Dec 23rd, '08, 19:51

by **Kez** » Dec 23rd, '08, 20:51

shadymademe wrote:14. Bad cop. No donut.

by **James R.** » Dec 24th, '08, 02:11

I'd love to get a chance to say all 20... awesome post lol

by **Slim Zaddy** » Jan 2nd, '09, 15:37

soem of em were pretty good ..

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