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Great Classifieds

Postby Dark Blue » Jan 7th, '09, 00:31

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $!00.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $50 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Re: Great Classifieds

Postby tjb » Jan 7th, '09, 00:36

shadybaby101 wrote:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog . . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $!00.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $50 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.




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Re: Great Classifieds

Postby Dark Blue » Jan 7th, '09, 01:25

umm i don't know :unsure: lol
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Re: Great Classifieds

Postby James R. » Jan 7th, '09, 01:52

You don't know what encyclopedias are? Jesus Christ.

Pretty funny.
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Re: Great Classifieds

Postby Dark Blue » Jan 7th, '09, 02:06

James R. wrote:You don't know what encyclopedias are? Jesus Christ.

Pretty funny.


lmao no i know what encyclopedias r but... lmao nvm :sweating:
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Re: Great Classifieds

Postby James R. » Jan 7th, '09, 02:33

Brittanica is just a brand Im pretty sure. S'all good lil homie. You still my dude
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Re: Great Classifieds

Postby Ka0t1c » Jan 7th, '09, 08:18

those are pretty funny
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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