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This beautiful woman

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 2nd, '09, 20:50

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
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Re: This beautiful woman

Postby Dark Blue » Jan 3rd, '09, 00:47

omg haha nicee :happy:
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Re: This beautiful woman

Postby kalbird » Jan 3rd, '09, 18:52

That was nice :y:
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Re: This beautiful woman

Postby DrRapid » Jan 4th, '09, 18:28

hahahah rofl
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Re: This beautiful woman

Postby Arabian Shady » Jan 4th, '09, 18:35

i've read that 1 before, still funny as fuck!!!!!!!
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Re: This beautiful woman

Postby Ka0t1c » Jan 7th, '09, 08:38

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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