Jokes I Translate From Arabic To English ( Funny)

[Slim Zaddy]

1. a drunk man entered a mini market , he asks the clerk do you have and ice , the clerk says : yes , the drunk man says to him : i also do .

2. a drunk man have lost his wife while shopping , he says I'm going to ask people about her maybe they know something , so he asks a guy saying ? did you see a women walking alone and I'm not with her.

3. there was two dump people in school writing after the teacher so when the teacher erase the board they shred what they wrote .

4. tow dump people named john and jimmy asking each other out , jimmy asking john ? when did you born : john say's on Friday jimmy replay moron Friday is holiday!!

5. there was a guy having a rabbit he wants to know if this rabbit is male or female . and there was a drunk man coming by his side so he says to himself ha I'm going to ask him
so asks that guy saying? plz can you tell me if this rabbit is male or female the drunk man says ya for sure. listen put him on the ground if he ran then he is male. and if she ran then she is female .

, i will translate more later .. i jus want to find the best ever ..

[gladimnotsoluble]

[Slim Zaddy]

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you did'nt like them ,, .. but these are not the best ,, i hev picked them randomly