A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
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the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 9th, '09, 15:48
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Jens14 » Jan 9th, '09, 16:19
Not funny just like the other ones you posted 
This joke is so often recycled
This joke is so often recycled
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 9th, '09, 19:05
Jens14 wrote:Not funny just like the other ones you posted
This joke is so often recycled
nah man it was good . i know u like it
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Deadishot » Jan 9th, '09, 20:18
this joke is in Star wars KOTOR haha i loved it when i heard it in teh game, but my dad use to tell me it aswell cuz he is a C.O. and they have some awesome jokes.
he also had one that went something like
Sargeant: Mr. deadishot why did you shoot that guy with 12 bullets in the back of the head?
Mr. Deadishot: cuz thats all i had.
not a rofl joke, but it gets a good giggle. not to mention i havnt heard that since i was like 5 so i prolly messed it up somehow.
he also had one that went something like
Sargeant: Mr. deadishot why did you shoot that guy with 12 bullets in the back of the head?
Mr. Deadishot: cuz thats all i had.
not a rofl joke, but it gets a good giggle. not to mention i havnt heard that since i was like 5 so i prolly messed it up somehow.
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 9th, '09, 20:26
Deadishot wrote:this joke is in Star wars KOTOR haha i loved it when i heard it in teh game, but my dad use to tell me it aswell cuz he is a C.O. and they have some awesome jokes.
he also had one that went something like
Sargeant: Mr. deadishot why did you shoot that guy with 12 bullets in the back of the head?
Mr. Deadishot: cuz thats all i had.
not a rofl joke, but it gets a good giggle. not to mention i havnt heard that since i was like 5 so i prolly messed it up somehow.
hahaha that was realy close to da one i post.. but really nice
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Robbie G » Jan 9th, '09, 21:24
haha..dumb but it made em laugh.
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 9th, '09, 21:35
Shady Babie wrote:haha..dumb but it made em laugh.
hahaahah , well that's the point of jokes .. to make you laugh
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by DrRapid » Jan 9th, '09, 23:23
ROFLZ at both jokes
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by neb121 » Jan 10th, '09, 00:54
lmao.
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Re: the dumbest man ever i guess .. ( so funny )
by tha Wangsta » Jan 14th, '09, 12:14
heard this like millon times before...
I Don´t care do they laugh at me or with me... they`re still laughs 
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