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Sex Today pt. II

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Sex Today pt. II

Postby vermin » Jan 23rd, '09, 18:55

I saw some of you guys liked the first part, so here's the second. Bigger, longer, and uncut! :p
I really didn't belive that teens asked questions like that. But I saw it in a sex-ed site, so it's real. :confusion:

I'm 18 and I have a 39 year old bf. Could you help me?

Of course! When do you have some spare time for a headshot?

Why is it bad, if a woman have sex with a dog? Is it makes any difference to a dog, that he puts his "thing" to a "different thing"?

Yes, because animals has better taste than you. You aberrant piece of shit.

How long boys can wait for a virgin girl?

Untill she's undressing.

Is it ugly if I has laces on my stomach?

Laces? Where did you come from? The Island of Dr. Moreau?

Is it real that the size doesn't matter?

Look. I tell you the truth. The size is the most important thing at sex. Your friends just wanna make you feel better, that's why they didn't tell you. If you can't face it, shot yourself in head.

Do we have a chance to sex at the university?

At the building? Or what?

Is it sexy if I'm hairy?

I tell you one name: David Hasselhoff. Do you got the answer?

Erotic gift to a woman?

Pink floor-cloth

Is it normal if I like when girls humiliating me, or laughin at me?

What kind of creature you are?

If you wear black thong, is it really means that you're not virgin?

Yes! Red means, that she come from Zblrog planet, and she has an octopus named Alfred in her vagina who sings german folk songs.

I have one month anniversary with my bf, what should I do for him? I wanna get him a really exciting, good surprise!

Make him some food, give him a beer, and shut your mouth for a hour.

I'm 16 and I slept with my bf. Wasn't it too soon? We're together for a year and a half.

One and a half year, and you was lettin' him to fuck you? Cheap bitch! It's almost the first night!

Why boys like oral-sex that much?

We love that 5 minutes in silent.

What would you do, if your gf would come in with a bottle of whipped cream, and would say let's have some fun?

I'd show her the kitchen, and give her a cookbook.

Should I wear socks, when I have sex?

That's one of the most important things in the world. A group of scientists working on the problem.

When my bf cums, something white comes out from his penis. Is it normal?

A question from a 16 years old girl... I would like to congratulate to sex education programs!

Boys just wanna have sex with me. Why?

Cuz you have incredible boobs, but you're stupid, and pesky.

What's that "thing" on the penis?

Thing? Did you see the movie The Thing?

I'm a girl, and I love my girlfriend more than a friend. What does it mean?

If I feel intense love for a person who in the same sex like me, it probably means that he got me a beer.

The end. :8)
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Re: Sex Today pt. II

Postby Arabian Shady » Jan 23rd, '09, 19:55

some of them were actually hilarious!
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Re: Sex Today pt. II

Postby Darkblade44431 » Jan 24th, '09, 01:13

LOL....some people.
You're hilarious, man. keep it up xD
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