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teacher and a student

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 28th, '09, 11:15

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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Re: teacher and a student

Postby bom-bom » Jan 28th, '09, 16:47

hahaha i heard this one in spanish :y:
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Re: teacher and a student

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 28th, '09, 16:55

bom-bom wrote:hahaha i heard this one in spanish :y:


really ??
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Re: teacher and a student

Postby bom-bom » Jan 28th, '09, 17:00

z_em wrote:
bom-bom wrote:hahaha i heard this one in spanish :y:


really ??


yes, here we have a lot of jokes like this one, most of them starred by Jaimito, thats they guy that appeared in this joke instead of Johnny
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Re: teacher and a student

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 28th, '09, 17:25

bom-bom wrote:
z_em wrote:
bom-bom wrote:hahaha i heard this one in spanish :y:


really ??


yes, here we have a lot of jokes like this one, most of them starred by Jaimito, thats they guy that appeared in this joke instead of Johnny


good to hear that though , i love raul then :D
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