"Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Yo momma so fat she had to get cheats for wii fit

Yo momma so fat when i punched her,candy fell out

[Sam.]

they're coloured lenses

baby i love it u know

you'll love me then

shhhaaaawtlllyyy i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[StanBase]

nothing beats the yo mommas of Malibu's most wanted

[SlimShadyX313X]

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

[Fleka]

Yo momma is so fat that, in the class, she sat next to everybody

[Fleka]

Yo mamma is so poor, she can't even pay attention.

[Solace]

yo mama so poor she cant pay her bills and lives day to day on food stamps and welfare

fag

[Fleka]

Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.

[sneakerheadshady]

yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[Jens14]

Yo mama is so fat she had a heartattack and almost died but got rushed to the hospital in time where she recovered over a period of several weeks.

[sneakerheadshady]

Yo mama is so fat she had a heartattack and almost died but got rushed to the hospital in time where she recovered over a period of several weeks.

So much burn