Yo mama jokes

[AspirinE]

yo mama so fat evry tiime she turns round its her birthday

lmfao thats great :lol:

hmm :-K

yo mamas so fat when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"


lol sorry aspirina =P

Ur mama is so big that wen she walks she causes earth quakes on the other side of the planet

[HAYZI]

yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she was hit by a train

[Sunni]

Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

[HAYZI]

yo mama so dumb she failed a survey!

[Sunni]

Yo mama is so fucking stupid, she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

[HAYZI]

yo mama so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

[AspirinE]

Ur mama so fat u cant see her eyes when she smiles

[Sunni]

Yo Mama is so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

[HAYZI]

yo mama so ugly she walks into a strip joint and gets paid to keep hr clothes on!

[AspirinE]

yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it

Your mama is so big thant when she was born the earth started spinning slower

[Sunni]

Yo mama is so old, her social security number is one.

[HAYZI]

yo mamas so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lie face down

[AspirinE]

yo mama so ugly she walks into a strip joint and gets paid to keep hr clothes on!

Ur mama is so fat that she doesnt need clothes coz her fat covers everything anyway

[HAYZI]

yo mama so old she wiated tables at the last supper

[Sunni]

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater.