Sick jokes

[embm]

gd 1

[mdemaz]

A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." His neighbor says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks. He replies, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is. The guy replies, "Its pussy willow." He says, "Hold on, let me get my hat."

[ilovebender.com]

If they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to breed...

[mdemaz]

Why did Demaz cross the road?
To get to K.F.C..

[Raids-God]

( @Me) For just seeing this Thread

[mdemaz]

:laughing: ( @Me) For just seeing this Thread

Up 2 god?

[embm]

yo mdemaz
pst som mo jokes plz

[mdemaz]

One day a college professor was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron,
and if they were, they should stand.
After a minute a young man stood up.
The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.
The kid replied,
'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'.

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the
baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said,
"Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed,
"I think Mommy ate it!"

[embm]

^^ awww thos 4 me? ty


i relate 2 the last 1

[mdemaz]

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus.
He's got spiked, multicolored hair that's green, purple, and orange.
His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags.
His legs are bare and he's without shoes.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.
He sits down in the only vacant seat,
directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man:
"What are you looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies:
"Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore,
and made love with a parrot.
I thought maybe you were my son."

[Sam.]

Two men ...
One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.
The other is getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman.
They are each thinking exactly the same thing.
What are they both thinking? (SCROLL DOWN)


























































Don’t look down

[ilovebender.com]

so wait, you're telling me

When she bleeds, she's old enough to breed, isn't sick?

Wow - that's disgusting.

[Drug.Ballad]

A guy saying it:

Every night i give my nan a tablet...i crush it up and mix it with her food...although i feel terrible doing it, i would never forgive myself if i got her pregnant.

[ilovebender.com]

[mdemaz]

I'm out of jokes...Someone cover me!