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Postby Tomega » Sep 30th, '05, 22:26

yo mama is so poor, that your boobs are real!!!
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Sep 30th, '05, 23:20

yo mama's so dumb she tried sniffin coke and the ice cubes got up her nose.
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Postby j_shady » Oct 1st, '05, 03:45

Sarah wrote:yo momas so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side


haha thats a good one
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"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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Postby O.G.O.Y.A » Oct 3rd, '05, 08:34

your mama is so old she has a signed bible
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Postby Darjan333 » Oct 3rd, '05, 13:50

Your momma has eyes like she has a Downs sindrom-she can sit in the front of the main gates,but still see the far through back yard!
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Postby j_shady » Oct 3rd, '05, 15:17

:-s
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I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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Postby j_shady » Oct 3rd, '05, 16:27

there were too many things to comprehend ahha
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I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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Postby j_shady » Oct 3rd, '05, 16:37

ShadySgurliluvu008 wrote:that was just a weird joke... :?


yeah.. Darjan we aint making fun of you we juss dont get it hah
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Postby Darjan333 » Oct 6th, '05, 19:21

Forget about it...
It was too stupid-well,it isnt,but i cant translate it to english!
Ok,here is the other one-
Your momma is so hairy I need to use chainsaw to see her face!
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Postby Tomega » Oct 6th, '05, 20:30

Challenge? Make "Yo Momma Jokes" with a rhyme in it
Yo momma is so fat, that's why se felt trough here bed

not funny but its just an example
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Postby AspirinE » Oct 6th, '05, 20:34

Tomega wrote:Challenge? Make "Yo Momma Jokes" with a rhyme in it
Yo momma is so fat, that's why se felt trough here bed

not funny but its just an example





That doesnt rhyme *confused face*
STICK TO THE IDEA OF THE THREAD and take the talk elsewere

Yo mama is so slutty.....that shw eats cock for breakfast
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Postby ThomasAguanis » Oct 6th, '05, 21:41

your mommas so fat she makes cornrows look like stiches.
B.K.A. The King of Kale A.K.A. The Superfood Sensai
I still rap better than you.
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Postby j_shady » Oct 7th, '05, 01:44

DARJAN333 wrote:Your momma is so hairy I need to use chainsaw to see her face!


there you go now thats a joke
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Postby Tomega » Oct 7th, '05, 14:26

since dont "fat" and "bed" dont rhyme?
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Postby AspirinE » Oct 7th, '05, 14:32

Tomega wrote:since dont "fat" and "bed" dont rhyme?


Yep they dont :shock:

Yo mama so stupid that she told u "fat" and "bed" rhyme

lol

no offence
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