Yo mama jokes

[Ldizz]

Yo mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter, and said where's my gumball.

[Darjan333]

Your mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Your mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Your mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Your mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Your mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

[Inzanity]

ur mommas so stupid she thought a quaterback in football meant u got 25 cents back.

[$0 R3@L]

your mom is so fat she needs a boomarang to put on her belt...

your mom is so fat bizarra think she needs to diet (made that up as i wrote this message,lol)

[stealth]

ur mumma so dumb she looked over a glass wall to see wats on the other side