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Postby Oby One » Jan 30th, '11, 20:20

What is the hardest part in a 2 y.o girl ?

















































My dick.
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Re: Sick joke

Postby mdemaz » Jan 30th, '11, 20:45

Cough.............
I'd tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long...Ahahah ahaha....Ha........
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Re: Sick joke

Postby Oby One » Jan 30th, '11, 20:46

mdemaz wrote:Cough.............
I'd tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long...Ahahah ahaha....Ha........

:laughing:

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You know, when they asked to change my password here on TR, I typed in 'MyDick', but it said it was too long
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Re: Sick joke

Postby mdemaz » Jan 30th, '11, 20:52

Why don't tampons get along with each other?

Because they are stuck up cunts.

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Re: Sick joke

Postby Oby One » Jan 30th, '11, 20:56

yo yo, check this shit out

what's the difference between a 40 y.o man and a 40 y.o woman ?
The 40 y.o woman dreams of having children, the 40 y.o man dreams of fucking them.
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Re: Sick joke

Postby Sam. » Jan 30th, '11, 20:57

Funny kids.
[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
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Re: Sick joke

Postby Oby One » Jan 30th, '11, 20:59

How many babies do you need to paint a wall ?
One, but you have to throw it really hard.
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Re: Sick joke

Postby mdemaz » Jan 30th, '11, 21:04

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sick joke

Postby Sam. » Jan 30th, '11, 21:06

:laughing: :laughing:

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Re: Sick joke

Postby Oby One » Jan 30th, '11, 21:08

"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football.
What a bunch of idiots.
I'm gay because I love cock."
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Postby Sam. » Jan 30th, '11, 21:09

troublemaker wrote:"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football.
What a bunch of idiots.
I'm gay because I love cock."

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Re: Sick jokes

Postby mdemaz » Jan 30th, '11, 21:12

My joke> all.
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Postby Sam. » Jan 30th, '11, 21:13

mdemaz wrote:My joke> all.

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Re: Sick jokes

Postby flyingmonkey10 » Jan 30th, '11, 23:02

What's so good about fucking 29 year olds?

There's twenty of them
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Re: Sick jokes

Postby Oby One » Jan 30th, '11, 23:18

flyingmonkey10 wrote:What's so good about fucking 29 year olds?

There's twenty of them


>twenty nine year olds.

I see what you did there...
















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