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"Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

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Postby Devil'sAdvocate » Mar 11th, '11, 14:09

Yo momma so fat she had to get cheats for wii fit

Yo momma so fat when i punched her,candy fell out
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Sam. » Mar 11th, '11, 18:19

menime wrote:
MCSam wrote:
menime wrote:they're coloured lenses :p

baby i love it u know :flutter:

you'll love me then ;)

:o shhhaaaawtlllyyy i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby StanBase » Mar 11th, '11, 23:35

nothing beats the yo mommas of Malibu's most wanted :laughing:
Rollefsen wrote:this guy is THE Spongebob.

Menzo wrote:one of my lowkey favourite 'newcomers' atm.

cement wrote:youre that real nikka
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Postby SlimShadyX313X » Mar 15th, '11, 23:53

Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.

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there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.”


Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song.

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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Fleka » Mar 16th, '11, 12:07

Yo momma is so fat that, in the class, she sat next to everybody
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Postby Fleka » Oct 7th, '13, 07:48

Yo mamma is so poor, she can't even pay attention.
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Postby Solace » Oct 7th, '13, 07:50

yo mama so poor she cant pay her bills and lives day to day on food stamps and welfare

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Postby Fleka » Oct 7th, '13, 10:25

Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby sneakerheadshady » Oct 9th, '13, 01:29

yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby Jens14 » Nov 2nd, '13, 15:45

Yo mama is so fat she had a heartattack and almost died but got rushed to the hospital in time where she recovered over a period of several weeks.
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Re: "Yo Momma Jokes" Official Thread Each Day (#1)

Postby sneakerheadshady » Nov 2nd, '13, 15:47

Jens14 wrote:Yo mama is so fat she had a heartattack and almost died but got rushed to the hospital in time where she recovered over a period of several weeks.

So much burn
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