I was watching Jersey Shore a while back and they did this "If she ____, she's too young for you" thing where you fill in the blank of why a girl would be too young.
So I thought I would start this thread to see if anyone can come up with some clever ones.
I'll start:
If she hangs out with R. Kelly, she's too young for you bro!
She's too young for you bro!
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by M&M59 » Aug 25th, '11, 09:22
if she is bieber fan, she's too young for you bro!
like that, right
like that, right
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by M&M59 » Aug 25th, '11, 09:24
oh shit i just thought of another one
if she has been with bizarre, she's too young for you bro!
if she has been with bizarre, she's too young for you bro!
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by TJMarrs » Aug 25th, '11, 11:45
Miller1121 wrote:TJMarrs wrote:I was watching Jersey Shore
Stopped reading there tbh
my sister always has that show on so I watch it sometimes.oh shit i just thought of another one
if she has been with bizarre, she's too young for you bro!
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by Sam. » Aug 25th, '11, 12:00
If she is a new born, she's too young for you . 
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by autotooner » Aug 25th, '11, 12:47
this one seems to be true in my area...
If she doesn't have a baby, she's too young for you bro.
If she doesn't have a baby, she's too young for you bro.
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by TJMarrs » Aug 25th, '11, 14:39
autotooner wrote:this one seems to be true in my area...
If she doesn't have a baby, she's too young for you bro.
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by J.R. » Aug 26th, '11, 01:29
If she started her period two days ago, Shes too young for you bro
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by AbramIsaac » Aug 26th, '11, 01:43
If she has a show on Nickelodeon, she's too young for you bro.
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by Sam. » Aug 26th, '11, 18:57
If she doesn't use tampons yet, she's too young for you
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by the real slim shady » Sep 4th, '11, 19:16
if theres no 'grass on the field' shes too young for you bro.
As a wise man once said, "if theres grass on the field, play ball"
As a wise man once said, "if theres grass on the field, play ball"
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by Atone » Sep 4th, '11, 19:50
if you met her on a field trip, she's to young for you bro
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by Hadez » Sep 5th, '11, 18:52
If she's in high school she's too old for you bro
wait
wait
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by AbramIsaac » Sep 5th, '11, 20:54
AbramIsaac wrote:If she has a show on Nickelodeon, she's too young for you bro.
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Re: She's too young for you bro!
by SG. » Sep 5th, '11, 20:57
If she thinks Robert Pattison's hot, she's too young for you, bro!
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