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500 ways to die.

Postby ilovebender.com » Oct 23rd, '11, 13:01

Having a heart attack while masturbating...
I'm from South London from Westminster to the back streets of Thornton Heath.
Off Brigstock Road.

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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby mdemaz » Oct 23rd, '11, 18:56

Holding your breath to achieve an orgasm.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Fleka » Oct 23rd, '11, 19:58

Get drunk in a Zoo and fall naked into a snake pitt.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby garycal5326 » Oct 23rd, '11, 21:10

dying hard like hugh hefner
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby WakeUpShow » Oct 24th, '11, 17:56

Lighting a match in a grain silo.

(saw it on 1000 WTD)
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby mdemaz » Oct 24th, '11, 21:40

Hesky wrote:Putting your head up a vagina, consequently suffocating.

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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Epidemik » Oct 25th, '11, 11:45

IN YOUR SLEEEP!! :o
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Dark Blue » Oct 26th, '11, 04:13

get shot....
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Blu » Oct 26th, '11, 04:42

Damn.. you guys go to the hardcore shit first..














Hi-jack a bus with a bunch of kids (lets say a dozen), proceed to tell each kid to shut up and plant a bomb. Tell the kids that the bomb is real and that if the speed goes under 50 MPH then the bus will explode. Make sure to take brief pauses during your speech (check your iPhone, masturbate, listen to Adele's latest album, etc.). After that, blame a kid for talking when he's not supposed to and blow each of his/her fingers off with your deadly aim (that you acquired through Modern Warfare..), then proceed to listen to Eminem's, "Kim". You feel the rush yet? No?! Call your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend and tell them that you miss eating their penis/vagina and bluntly rub it in their face that you have an STD (which you don't, of course... well.. do you?!). Oh look, the bus driver accidently hit 49 MPH.

Proceed to Hell.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby ilovebender.com » Oct 26th, '11, 05:16

Urinating on an electric fence.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Fleka » Oct 26th, '11, 06:42

Playing "chicken" with a concrete wall. The fucking wall never chickens out.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Ku53v » Oct 27th, '11, 05:58

Natural causes
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby D Chronic » Oct 29th, '11, 00:44

Suicide.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Fleka » Oct 30th, '11, 07:51

Having unprotected sex in Thailand. It will take some time, but, death is certain.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby mdemaz » Oct 30th, '11, 21:58

Dying.
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