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500 ways to die.

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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby ilovebender.com » Nov 1st, '11, 10:00

Having sex with an aligator.
I'm from South London from Westminster to the back streets of Thornton Heath.
Off Brigstock Road.

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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby Fleka » Nov 1st, '11, 13:06

ilovebender.com wrote:Having sex with an aligator.

Or his wife. Shit, you would twice.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby ilovebender.com » Jan 3rd, '12, 11:10

Having your spine damaged and your neck somehow broken being rescued from drowning in sinking sand the wrong way.
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby BigBangBazinga » Jan 5th, '12, 17:22

Reading all posts in the thread.
I'ma be BALLIN UNCONTROLLABLY

Have you guys ever rapped along with Almost Famous? You cant deny, its fun LOL. - Miller1121

we stans listen to Eminem like 12 hrs or when ever our eyes are open. :coffee:
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Re: 500 ways to die.

Postby the real slim shady » Feb 21st, '12, 22:21

Some guy tried to commit suicide by hanging himself off a cliff, shooting himself and poisoning himself (this is a true story by the way guys)

He jumped off the cliff, then fired the gun, and naturally the bullet went through the rope around his neck. With the rope broken, he fell into the sea below, swallowing a load of seawater which caused him to throw up, expelling the poison. He was stranded or the rocks nearby, unable to move for a few hours (i dont know how long exactly, i dunno where the fuck i saw this so i cant find it again), but was seen by a boat, the crew of which took him to a nearby hospital.

The next day he died of hypothermia.

But on a less serious note, i wanna go by a parachute not opening, at least it would be fun.
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