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My Jokes.

Postby Sunni » Oct 29th, '05, 00:22

I'll tell you guys some hilarious jokes cause I'm bored. Most of them are from my science teacher.

An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, What are you in for? To which the he replied, For attempting a forbidden transition.

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, Do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replied, No, but I know where I am.

How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.

There is a sign in Munich that says, Heisenberg might have slept here.

Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

A physics professor, who was teaching a graduate course on superstring theory, decided to add an essay question to this year's final exam. The instructions read, Describe the universe in 400 words or less and give three examples. :D
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Postby ShadyRox » Oct 29th, '05, 19:37

Uhhh.... I don't understand ANY of em. Probably Cuz of those scientific words :tounge2: (hence the science teacher) But im not in high skool yet, got a lot to learn. But watever :unsure:
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Oct 29th, '05, 19:52

I understand most of them except "There is a sign in Munich that says, Heisenberg might have slept here."

They're not really funny tho.
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Postby yoshi » Oct 29th, '05, 20:02

:shock: i understand only one of them :D

my science teacher is pervert only, so he doesn't tell us jokes lol
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Postby Bairdy » Oct 29th, '05, 20:05

seriously lol don't say that bout your science teacher...my old one got arrested not so long ago with some sort of Child pornography charges o.O
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Postby j_shady » Oct 30th, '05, 04:04

very sophisticated humor right there
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"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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Postby xariuss » Oct 30th, '05, 08:55

LoL, is it just me or am i missing my lungs
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