He Said, She Said
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
He Said, She Said(joke)
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He Said, She Said(joke)
by Dark Blue » Nov 28th, '08, 01:09
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by tha Wangsta » Dec 3rd, '08, 11:56
first one was the best 
I Don´t care do they laugh at me or with me... they`re still laughs 
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by neb121 » Dec 24th, '08, 21:59
love it lmao
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by tjb » Dec 25th, '08, 01:05
hhaaha 
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by Requiem » Dec 28th, '08, 17:37
lmao, the first one was the best 
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by °[~CHR!$~]° » Dec 28th, '08, 21:02
tha Wangsta wrote::laughing: first one was the best
haha yeah lmfao
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by Robbie G » Dec 28th, '08, 21:04
lmao, pretty good. I hadn't heard these type of jokes before.
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by MC Anonymous » Dec 29th, '08, 04:16
Hahaha
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 2nd, '09, 20:42
hahahaha nice ,,
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by Arabian Shady » Jan 4th, '09, 18:39
He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge
lmao!!!!!
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We're all on the same page, Yet we're standing apart on different lines'
So when we face rage, Ya'll fake it and let THEM commit horrific crimes
50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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Re: He Said, She Said(joke)
by Ka0t1c » Jan 7th, '09, 08:33
the 2nd one was funny i thought
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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