A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"
The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
Vaseline
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Good joke, good joke. 
by j_shady » Nov 24th, '05, 05:28
hah holy shit thats halarious
"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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by 555555 » Nov 28th, '05, 04:20
I hope not.
This a shout out to all my homies in Cell block 8. being in jail sucks cause you always have to masterbate. Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they all make mince meat, out of his Rear. Word
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by 555555 » Nov 28th, '05, 04:27
Well that sucks.
This a shout out to all my homies in Cell block 8. being in jail sucks cause you always have to masterbate. Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they all make mince meat, out of his Rear. Word
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by j_shady » Nov 28th, '05, 04:28
juss imagine how messy that is and how freaked out the parents are hah
"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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by j_shady » Nov 28th, '05, 04:32
^^yeah you have to slowly pull away
"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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by j_shady » Nov 28th, '05, 04:35
oh man i hope no one does that to me...i wouldnt be able to do anything for a while
"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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by j_shady » Nov 28th, '05, 04:39
cuz they might think it would be funny
"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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by j_shady » Nov 28th, '05, 04:41
Angie wrote:no not that why would they need vaseline?
oh hah..well um..nah i shouldnt say haha
"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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by j_shady » Nov 29th, '05, 03:01
Angie wrote:j_shady wrote:
oh hah..well um..nah i shouldnt say haha
tell me lmaoi just want some1 to say it lmao
i think you already know why he would need it
..we got kids here and i dont wanna corrupt their little minds hah"I never bow down, and never say doubt/To whom it may concern and whom so ever may try/i'm forever westside and the feather-weight dies/Tell em take ya best shot gon get yourself hot/cus I yelled Bankhead and you felt left out
I ain't mention yo name thats what all this bout"
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