The TRshady Forum became read-only in December 2014. The 10 year history will live on, in this archive.
Continue the discussion with the new home for the Eminem and Hip Hop discussion: HipHopShelter.com.
Board index ‹ Community Central ‹ Comedy Crib ‹ little johnny - learning to count

little johnny - learning to count

Got a great joke, a funny video or story? All in here.
Post a reply

little johnny - learning to count

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 01:03

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
User avatar
Dark Blue
Addict
Addict
 
Posts: 10004
Joined: Mar 7th, '08, 22:14
Location: canada
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Solace » Dec 21st, '08, 01:05

hahaahahahahahahhah great one
Image
User avatar
Solace
Bad Influence
Bad Influence
 
Posts: 19901
Joined: Apr 25th, '08, 03:12
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Requiem » Dec 21st, '08, 01:41

WTF :confusion:
R.I.P. Proof.
Image
propz to Solace

I AM the dark knight, I AM Nightmare Moon, bronies beware

STAREOTYPE! It's official!
http://www.reverbnation.com/stareotype

James R. - who said you wouldn't meet nice people on the internet?
User avatar
Requiem
Renegade
Renegade
 
Posts: 2164
Joined: Jun 24th, '07, 07:35
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Dark Blue » Dec 21st, '08, 01:54

IceKilla wrote:WTF :confusion:


u get this joke right?? haha
HATERS If you worked your dreams like you do your mouth - things would happen for you
User avatar
Dark Blue
Addict
Addict
 
Posts: 10004
Joined: Mar 7th, '08, 22:14
Location: canada
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Requiem » Dec 21st, '08, 02:58

yea, just random, lol :8)
R.I.P. Proof.
Image
propz to Solace

I AM the dark knight, I AM Nightmare Moon, bronies beware

STAREOTYPE! It's official!
http://www.reverbnation.com/stareotype

James R. - who said you wouldn't meet nice people on the internet?
User avatar
Requiem
Renegade
Renegade
 
Posts: 2164
Joined: Jun 24th, '07, 07:35
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby MC Anonymous » Dec 21st, '08, 03:20

LMAO.
LMFAO@ Brittney, bitch looking worse than a chupacabra mixed with a broken down coyote. You're disgusting ugly, so ugly in fact, my brain simultaneously exploded while processing how bitterly grotesque you look. I would much rather stick ice picks into the walls of my cranium, then stick my dick into your quagmire of a clitoris. You're what would happen if a sperm whale mated with a Godzilla fish..


Image
User avatar
MC Anonymous
Renegade
Renegade
 
Posts: 2385
Joined: Nov 8th, '08, 15:27
Location: Omnipresent being, sees all.....
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby DrRapid » Dec 21st, '08, 16:38

hahahaah!
Image
"A coward dies 1000 deaths, a soldier dies but once."
R.I.P. Guru
User avatar
DrRapid
Band Leader
Band Leader
 
Posts: 5826
Joined: Mar 17th, '07, 13:11
Location: Barcelona, Spain
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby James R. » Dec 21st, '08, 16:43

lmfao hilarious.

Poor bastard aint circumsized?
User avatar
James R.
Band Leader
Band Leader
 
Posts: 5044
Joined: Apr 25th, '07, 20:31
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby neb121 » Dec 23rd, '08, 04:05

lmao
http://www.myspace.com/bodaciousentertainment2006

im cantankerous when i step to the mic
mean streaked and eat emcees when i write
-Bodacious-

I will never put down the mic

Image
neb121
Soldier
Soldier
 
Posts: 783
Joined: Dec 1st, '08, 04:44
Location: Born in Brooklyn now live in Jersey
Gender: Female
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby D@vid » Dec 23rd, '08, 06:22

James R. wrote:lmfao hilarious.

Poor bastard aint circumsized?


being uncircumcised gives us more sensation

kinda funny joke btw :y:
Life is just one big lesson
User avatar
D@vid
Band Leader
Band Leader
 
Posts: 6971
Joined: Jul 22nd, '06, 22:15
Location: Detroit
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Cwayon_Murder » Dec 23rd, '08, 07:16

Scott Macdougall wrote:yupp, uncircumcised = greater pleasure :sweating:


I'm sorry about your anteater penis, Scott.

Image
Image
User avatar
Cwayon_Murder
Soldier
Soldier
 
Posts: 1436
Joined: Jan 16th, '08, 05:04
Location: Illinois
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Cwayon_Murder » Dec 23rd, '08, 07:19

I overlooked that part.
Fuck.
Image
User avatar
Cwayon_Murder
Soldier
Soldier
 
Posts: 1436
Joined: Jan 16th, '08, 05:04
Location: Illinois
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby Sleepy » Dec 23rd, '08, 19:52

excellent
Image

[ Signature reduced by TRshady for exceeding limits ]
User avatar
Sleepy
Role Model
Role Model
 
Posts: 3229
Joined: Sep 30th, '06, 11:56
Location: Limerick,Ireland
Gender: Male
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby lakaisx » Dec 23rd, '08, 20:04

fuckin hilarious
User avatar
lakaisx
Soldier
Soldier
 
Posts: 632
Joined: Feb 21st, '08, 06:36
Top

Re: little johnny - learning to count

Postby kalbird » Dec 24th, '08, 10:50

Funny!
LOST FOR WORDSACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER
User avatar
kalbird
Trailer Trash
Trailer Trash
 
Posts: 301
Joined: Nov 21st, '08, 10:02
Location: Africa
Gender: Male
Top
Next
Post a reply

Return to Comedy Crib



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Designed by Zoom dinosaurs
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group