A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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soft and hard ( very funnny guys )
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 6th, '09, 10:27
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Re: soft and hard ( very funnny guys )
by rahul.never2far » Jan 6th, '09, 12:47
lmao
Nice one
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by DrRapid » Jan 6th, '09, 12:54
roflz
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by neb121 » Jan 7th, '09, 05:55
lmao good one
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by D@vid » Jan 7th, '09, 08:03
i chuckled
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by gutawafang » Jan 7th, '09, 08:13
goddamn! me and all of my friends are laughing!
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by Ka0t1c » Jan 7th, '09, 08:16
haha!
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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