There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
a record?
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a record?
by tjb » Jan 7th, '09, 00:53
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the emcee is me, the host for the night
papa doc, only thing i dont choke on the mic - redman
LISTEN UP: http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10104374
lets get this track to number 1!
LIKE IT: http://www.facebook.com/pages/TJB/19056 ... 663?ref=ts
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Re: a record?
by Ka0t1c » Jan 7th, '09, 08:21
omg, that shit is dumb funny
oh yeah... and thanks for nothing too
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Re: a record?
by Slim Zaddy » Jan 21st, '09, 20:24
lol 
z_em = Slim Zaddy = Zaid AQ which is my real name
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Re: a record?
by DrRapid » Jan 22nd, '09, 22:14
hahaah
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