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True love

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 11th, '09, 22:07

three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me
because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like
the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!"
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Re: True love

Postby bom-bom » Jan 11th, '09, 22:17

hahaah, good one
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Re: True love

Postby mcZu » Jan 11th, '09, 22:19

lmao :laughing: nice one.
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Re: True love

Postby Robbie G » Jan 11th, '09, 22:24

Yeah this is pretty good.

I've heard it before in a different joke.
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Re: True love

Postby DrRapid » Jan 12th, '09, 23:29

hahah liked this one
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Re: True love

Postby Arabian Shady » Jan 13th, '09, 06:41

lol
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Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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Re: True love

Postby James R. » Jan 13th, '09, 06:52

Hahaha nice
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Re: True love

Postby Slim Zaddy » Jan 13th, '09, 09:21

glad you liked it . guys , i will post more now
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