a couple of funny jokes

by **Slim Zaddy** » Jan 13th, '09, 09:55

1. A man in the library: "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"

Librarian: "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

2. A person walking down the street sees a group huddled in a corner. As he gets closer he notices one of the people in the group is someone he knows. Getting even closer, he sees the people in the group passing around a syringe, apparently sharing drugs.

The person approaches his acquaintance, and says, "What are you doing? Don't you know this is dangerous? You could get AIDS!"

To which is friend replies, "Don't worry about me. I'm wearing a condom."

3.A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”