Bill clinton goes to heaven

by **AspirinE** » Nov 30th, '05, 14:57

Bill Clinton died and went to Heaven. God tells him "Bill, you can choose where you want to spend eternity. I give you a choice of 3 Rooms." Clinton opened the door to the first room and looked in horror at Hillary with a large knife and her friend Lorena Bobbit. He quickly slammed the door and said, "God, this is horrible. What have you got for me in the 2nd room?" God took him to the 2nd room and Clinton opened the door to see Saddam Hussein raping Al Gore with his 9-inch cock. "God, I really think I deserve better than this," Clinton complained. God took him to the 3rd room. Clinton opened the door to see Newt Gingrich sitting in a chair getting his cock sucked by Monica Lewinski. Brightening, Clinton exclaimed like a schoolboy, "I'll take this room, God." "OK," God boomed, "Monica, you may go."