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Psalm 129!!

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Psalm 129!!

Postby Hocky27 » Dec 4th, '05, 03:58

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the
road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She
got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and
reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an
accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his
hand up her leg.

The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember
psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to
remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he
let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,
"Father, remember psalm 129?"

Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a
meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up
psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a great
opportunity!
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Postby niknacks » Dec 4th, '05, 08:44

thats pretty funny, i didnt really see that coming, and i have always thought how sweet it would be to hook up with a nun; GIGity
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Postby murad_134 » Dec 4th, '05, 19:31

lol :D
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Dec 4th, '05, 20:31

Giggity giggity goo!

Lol, I didn't see that one come either. Too bad for the priest :p
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