69 Position !!!

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69 Position !!!

Postby shady_rishi619 » Mar 9th, '09, 17:17

Once a girl is quite fantasized about "69". She has a regular

boyfriend they

have never done it before.

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic

dinner.



After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69".

But the Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69.

Girlfriend gets upset but thinks that she can teach him how to do

69.

she asks him to lay down...and she then lays on top of him in

reverse direction so as in 69.

The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. so he does

as

the

GF tells him to do.



they lay down in this position for about 2 min. she is thinking

that He

will, by the time, get excited by this.

but suddenly the GF has to let go one Fart...directly on her BF's

face.

GF quickly apologizes and asks him to stay in that position for

some

more

time.



after 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time bigger

than



the

previous.

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and

yells

at

her..





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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby DrRapid » Mar 9th, '09, 17:35

ROFLz, not that amazing but funny enough
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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby Emadyville » Mar 9th, '09, 18:44

Yeah not hilarious but clever haha :y:
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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby Arabian Shady » Mar 9th, '09, 20:31

Emadyville wrote:Yeah not hilarious but clever haha :y:


exactly what i was thinkin
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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby Slim Zaddy » Mar 9th, '09, 22:39

Emadyville wrote:Yeah not hilarious but clever haha :y:


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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby lifeadeath » Apr 7th, '09, 08:33

Slim Zaddy wrote:
Emadyville wrote:Yeah not hilarious but clever haha :y:


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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby macdaddy019967 » Apr 8th, '09, 09:59

haha nice, but personally i wish i could have any type of sex im so lonely :(
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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby D@vid » Apr 9th, '09, 07:36

i'm drunk n high, and still didn't even smirk at all

guess i need to be straight to find it funny at all
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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby Robbie G » Apr 9th, '09, 20:14

D@vid wrote:i'm drunk n high, and still didn't even smirk at all

guess i need to be straight to find it funny at all


nah it's just not that funny
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Re: 69 Position !!!

Postby Menzo » Apr 14th, '09, 03:51

Gotta agree with most that it was clever, not great.
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