McMaybe wrote:Looks like someone took their cake and ate it too. Your tits look like someone put bowling balls in to condoms and tied em to your nipples. I bet when you go to the pool they float. You can be a lifeguard, just toss those puppies in to the oceans and rescue some swimmers.
Your a butternutter-face. It looks like you fought with a frying pan, and right before you ate it's contents it smacked you in the face. You're so fat, when you take a shit your body consumes it through the mouth on your ass cheek and fills up those air conditioner tanks you call breasts. If I was to hear your songs before I seen your pictures, I would have figured you were REALLY fat. I kinda feel like Nostradamus now, cause I was right. I predict you will be giving handjobs at the gas station for that fix of crack in less than 10 years.
Let's see if I am of equal power to the great philosopher. Peace mi amor.
now that's
THE best fuckin post of 2009
btw, whats goin on with that magazine u wanted me to be a part of?