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Postby > Evil _ MoNkEy < » Mar 3rd, '06, 23:05

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch sum marrajuanna
jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked do u wanna?
jill said yes
and dropped her dress
and then they had sum fun
but silly jill forgot her pill and then they had a son
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Postby Mc Cubz » Mar 4th, '06, 01:14

lol ne more
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Postby Ivy » Mar 4th, '06, 01:17

Did you write that???? It's funny none-the-less...
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Postby > Evil _ MoNkEy < » Mar 4th, '06, 01:23

TaylorakaTiGGi wrote:Did you write that???? It's funny none-the-less...


lol... naw.... i didnt, i think one of my friends... either neisi or angie... made it up, but i thought it was funny so i decided to share it

i do write my own poems and short stories... but there in a notebook upstairs in my room.... and im just too lazy to walk up the stairs and get it *sighs and looks at the stair case 3 feet away*..... its like, really far... but ill share sum of my own stuff later :happy:
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Postby Ivy » Mar 4th, '06, 01:25

Actually...my friends have told me it before..so I was wondering if you knew the source from it...but umm...yeah..
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Postby Ka0t1c » Mar 4th, '06, 01:31

no, they found that poem somewhere cuz ive heard that plenty of times

how bout "roll roll roll a joint, twist it at the end, take a puff of the magical stuff then pass it to a friend"? thats not mine either
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Postby > Evil _ MoNkEy < » Mar 4th, '06, 01:41

KDoG wrote:no, they found that poem somewhere cuz ive heard that plenty of times

how bout "roll roll roll a joint, twist it at the end, take a puff of the magical stuff then pass it to a friend"? thats not mine either


lmao... thats a good one :worship:
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Postby Inzanity » Mar 4th, '06, 13:56

LMAO that was funny
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Re: jack and jill....

Postby Ivy » Mar 4th, '06, 15:47

Angie wrote:HA its actually

jack n jill when up the hill
to have a lil fun
stupid jull forgot the pill
so now they have a son :smoking: i memeber that lmao :whistle: but hey nice remix lmao ;)



I actually have heard that one aswell..and I prefer the remix better...
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Re: jack and jill....

Postby > Evil _ MoNkEy < » Mar 6th, '06, 03:43

memyselforwho wrote:
> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:jack and jill went up the hill to fetch sum marrajuanna
jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked do u wanna?
jill said yes
and dropped her dress
and then they had sum fun
but silly jill forgot her pill and then they had a son



the son got old and died of aids before he was eleven,
jill the whore went to the store as he floated up to heaven

lol



lmfao :p .... um, ok :whistle: :unsure: .. did u just make that up? or is that like the rest of the little poem? :unsure: lmao
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Postby Rae » Mar 6th, '06, 20:25

That is hilarious!!!
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Re: jack and jill....

Postby hot_dogg » Mar 7th, '06, 04:55

> Evil _ MoNkEy < wrote:jack and jill went up the hill to fetch sum marrajuanna
jack got high, unzipped his fly, and asked do u wanna?
jill said yes
and dropped her dress
and then they had sum fun
but silly jill forgot her pill and then they had a son


meh.. that one is as old as something thats old
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