Retarded (Unfinished)

by **Kez** » Oct 30th, '06, 23:01

A trip to the hospital for me happens daily
I'd be healthier if my nurse wasn't the fuckin' fattest lady!
I'm Kez, when i write rhymes i'm not right in my head
Police couldn't get me if they found clues forensic science left!
Fuck a paper job, i'll work givin abortions
Get it out wit a Dyson, crush it, let the women just snort 'em!
I think i was dropped on my head as a child
Maybe it has something to do with all my mom's letters she filed
Got a splitting headache, hit with sixteen lead flakes
I set you on fire, then douse you in listerine and let it bake
Cover you in clingfilm then force you to watch a shit film
Then cover you in sellotape an shove you in a lift filled
With substances you don't wanna think of or even want to consider
But the fumes send you stupid and have you jump out a front window!
I hope i can keep living and survive another year
It wasn't my fault i saw a woman and raped her fine old fuckin' deer!

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If you can't tell that this isn't serious, you need life lessons.

Unfinished. Will write more verses/maybe chorus another time.