Randomness

[Kez]

Depending on the mood i'm in i might rap and brood like Em
Or i might get over-happy, strip, and scream "i'm nude, i win!"
Vodka shots, hey librarian, it's got you hot
Put that book in it's slot to rot and come here, i want you, NOT!
Hide a bomb in a bag walk through the airport with somethin that tocks in my hands
Fly out of the UK and set it off in Iran!
Because quite often i rap but i bore you to tears
Don't you dare snore or you queers will get the horn in your ears!
If rapping was terrorism i'd be Bin Laden's dad
Who's harder than him and makes bombs from crap
Then starts to slap Bin Laden, domestic abuse
Americans betrayed him, he was arrested, got loose
Came back to Afghanistan and had him molest a hot moose!
After that he died of AIDS, learnt his lesson and stopped, phew
That made no sense but i don't know what you expect me to say
I'm hardcore, the best and if you disrespect me you're gay?

[Chorus]
Randomness is the easiest thing
It's what rappers do when they're free to just think
But they can't think of nothing and see to a shrink
They aint prayin, i don't know what Jesus'd think
They start to imagine crazy things like "penises blink"
That's not what the hole is for genius, you stink!
I already offended loads, let's put leashes through chinks!
See, that was easy, randomness is the easiest thing!

Light my shoes on fire cause i choose one tire
For my 18 Wheeler and force the fuel to pump higher
Till the goo comes flying onto my dual stuffed lighter
Lights my shoes on fire and i shoot them out with my gun, why had
All that happened anyway i should of been more careful
Like that time-oops, i better stop, here comes that whore Mary who'll
Moan at me cause last night i had sex with her ex
No i'm not gay, she just enjoys lesbian sex!
I should be put down with a lethal injection
Before i have contact with people and give more people infection!
Stamp a random guy's face so hard it's like a kick in the gum
Till his body's smaller than a stick figure's cum
Then tie him up outside McDonalds and feed him a sick little bum's
Vitamins that i found from his body when he just shirvelled up!
Then wrench out 5 of his teeth and feed him very salty fries
Then watch as he looks like he was born with faulty eyes!

[Chorus]
Randomness is the easiest thing
It's what rappers do when they're free to just think
But they can't think of nothing and see to a shrink
They aint prayin, i don't know what Jesus'd think
They start to imagine crazy things like "penises blink"
That's not what the hole is for genius, you stink!
I already offended loads, let's put leashes through chinks!
See, that was easy, randomness is the easiest thing!

If it wasn't for taking the piss out of some nerdy geek
I prolly would of continued on my friggin learning streak
If it wasn't for making fun of this nerd and freak
I would of never of learned i needed to be heard, to speak
But now it seems instinctive like Collies herd the sheep
While Eminem is now the serious, i'm the absurd they seek
I'm talking big for my boots here, cause many think my words are weak
You tell me that? Listen to yourself you turd, your cheek!
Go take some drugs till your brain dies
Then play nine games of baseball and get hit in the face, right?
Haha, he just picked the bat up
Couldn't even run to first base in time, little fat fuck!
This shit is absurd i don't know why you are readin
Your brain cells die each second when you do, like you are bleedin!
Come sign me quick before say "fuck, ima quit"
And go to work in computers like i once tried to, bitch!

[Chorus]
Randomness is the easiest thing
It's what rappers do when they're free to just think
But they can't think of nothing and see to a shrink
They aint prayin, i don't know what Jesus'd think
They start to imagine crazy things like "penises blink"
That's not what the hole is for genius, you stink!
I already offended loads, let's put leashes through chinks!
See, that was easy, randomness is the easiest thing!

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The very title and chorus of this song should tell you that absolutely none of this is true and is just takin the piss. Just an excuse to post some more rhymes.
So no bitching about the content, look at the rhymes and flow and shit.
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