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MC Maybe, Lil Pimp and ThomasAguanis- MSN Cypher

Postby ThomasAguanis » Jan 3rd, '07, 01:19

this is from a month or 2 ago it's been on my desktop since then and I just kept not posting it so here it is:
MC= MC Maybe
Pimpn'= Lil Pimp
ThomasAguanis= ThomasAguanis (obviously :laughing:)



mc says:
i drove a van, down the road and then

Thomas Aguanis says:
hit a toad and slammed on the breaks

Pimpn' says:
and the aching pain, falls like snowflakes

mc says:
then this hoe takes ur money and jumps in a lake

Thomas Aguanis says:
with chunks of grapes from crates on her face

Pimpn' says:
it was ace, she was carrying a suitcase and incase...

mc says:
she tripped, her lace wasnt tied in place

Thomas Aguanis says:
so she cried then raped this guy named blake

Pimpn' says:
but blake was a fake, he didnt even give, wouldnt bake

mc says:
the he took the rake, and remade the remake

Thomas Aguanis says:
his cake was soft, went to break some off and it flaked the frost...ing

Pimpn' says:
the frosting flaked, his tummy ached, while breeding a new dog, thru the fog, camping, dangling from a cliff

mc says:
smoked a spliff, and drove into a ditch thru a glitch

Thomas Aguanis says:
got slit than stitched, a fifth of his body bloody...

Pimpn' says:
now hes choppy and fruity corey, is what they call him

mc says:
im the best, from cess, to rockin a vest

Thomas Aguanis says:
my cock isnt stressed, blocked or depressed

mc says:
i stomp up your nest, and infest in your chests

Pimpn' says:
depressed my cock is on a conquest, undressed

mc says:
god bless, finnaly someone to supress, what a mess

Thomas Aguanis says:
would have guessed that a guest would acess a threat

mc says:
as i peek thru the vents, i seek vio-lence

Pimpn' says:
im abstinent with vengeance, puff puff goes the fragrance

Thomas Aguanis says:
i crave mints, cause my mouth needs relief

mc says:
i want beef, and not a fight, i mean meat

Thomas Aguanis says:
thats clean, beat so its tender and moist, slender, my choice

mc says:
im mental hear voices, my ass is so moist, its like toast but with royce??

Thomas Aguanis says:
i'll roast him, my voice is so close to detroit

mc says:
im like a boat, but i sink with a dream, i love dr dre, but eminem is so mean

Thomas Aguanis says:
and i pretend to go green when I her him being dissed but it's just me being pissed

mc says:
and i need just some bits, of that 5 year olds tits, and 6 year old clits

Thomas Aguanis says:
just strip and you'll lick, this shit is so sick

mc says:
my dick is so hard, the president is a pirck

Thomas Aguanis says:
i'm a resident with strict presadents I stick
i'll start to rap, cause heart attacks
maybe will fart and slap the tart with straps
his cart will crack, fall stumbling, pauls struggling
we're all grumbling not knowing what to do, maybe stop! that's charlies butt you're about to screw
she shouts "NOT YOU!" as she drops to the floor, his cock on the floor
he rocked her some more she flopped said "NO MORE!"
"aww stop it you whore" he said with a grin, his head was just in her red little fin
instead he just trimmed her pubic flair so her pubic's bare, in the background..the music blarred
"theres no use to share, this pussy is mine" then he took her behind the brooke to unwind
this crook was unkind as shook her behind, "just look it's so fine!"
his mind's in another dimension, grabbed a tree branch for suspenssion
a glance and shes stessing but he says "it's time for detention"
this got her attention as she screamed in pain, he said this "freed his pain"
but really this just freed his drain, unclogeed his pipes as she was flogged tongiht
she was robbed of life, she throbbed with fright, her body worn, insides probally torn

mc says:
i wore the drobe, fuck kissin the toad, i grabbed a loaded load, and popped that fuckin hom-o
i was born to scrap, fuck the morning nap
my sword dont slack, when im horsed to tack
im forced to smack, these ignorant rappers

Thomas Aguanis says:
its boring crap, so these whores I'l slap

mc says:
cornerd and trapped, "ook at the map"

Thomas Aguanis says:
ignorant rappers? are jsut figuative flappers of spit, they're trapped and they're shit i'll slit their rapping to bits

mc says:
they should be slaughterd to bits, eatin like clits, and squirt wet shit like pregnat tits

Thomas Aguanis says:
in segments ripped, these wanna be bigs are probally kids

mc says:
its like chicks with tiny dicks, little pricks
B.K.A. The King of Kale A.K.A. The Superfood Sensai
I still rap better than you.

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Re: MC Maybe, Lil Pimp and ThomasAguanis- MSN Cypher

Postby Hunneh_Buns » Jan 3rd, '07, 01:31

ThomasAguanis wrote:ThomasAguanis= ThomasAguanis (obviously :laughing:)


Thanks for clearing that up.
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Postby Lil Pimp Tell 'Em » Jan 3rd, '07, 02:35

:laughing: wtf this is from like november
Its legendary status sittin behind this computer wiigga
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Re: MC Maybe, Lil Pimp and ThomasAguanis- MSN Cypher

Postby Ethos » Jan 3rd, '07, 02:47

ThomasAguanis wrote:ThomasAguanis= ThomasAguanis (obviously :laughing:)



you sure? i could have sworn that was one of my school pal's msn. lol


nice stuff guys. :smoking:
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Postby Lil Pimp Tell 'Em » Jan 3rd, '07, 02:55

McMaybe wrote:yeah, "puff puff goes the fragrance"

we laughed at you for that one....


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this is why i dont rap
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