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Toilet Bowl Verse

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Toilet Bowl Verse

Postby yeahduderad » Oct 25th, '08, 04:31

i typed this up last night, i was sooooo bored haha - enjoy....it sucks


medication pills, bitch im on em
dont make me poke a whole in my condom
ill get u pregnant then start frontin
'that aint my baby' then punch yo stomach

ill take a shit while im eating grilled cheese
then eat six more cause im smokin your weed
and dont u hate it while your takin a shit
and ur asshole clenches and then ur turd rips

i want a full size turd that fits in the toilet bowl
slip on a glove and wrap it in aluminum foil
nah fuck that, ill grab it bare handed
with a ski mask on, call me a turd bandit

u prolly thinkin why i even pick it up
so i can put it in your mouth cuz u talk shit son
who the fuck is you, u aint on my level
i get more spins than the tazmanian devil
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