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A Rapper and a crack Whore

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A Rapper and a crack Whore

Postby SlitWrist » Dec 9th, '05, 19:56

I dedicate this to Em and Kim


The multi million Super star Rap King
The crack whore who'll fuck anything
Together one day apart another
But he'll take her back even after freakin his brother
He says he killed her in a song
While she's off suckin someones ding dong
A drugged up witch
A pimp in need of his bitch
But she lets him do her in the butt
And she gets to call him her slut
To some their relations make you wanna hurl
But remember its best for that special little girl
He may be off working hard for his ladies
Even if she's poppin out other dudes babies
You get tired of hearing her name
But she'll always be his dame
Don't try to hide it with songs of hate
Because the crazy ass bitch is your fate
Britney, Paris, and Mariah don't mean shit
So you dump them and go back to him without a fit
There will will always be Em and Kim so don't pretend
Now my dear kidddies this poem must end

(( I know its probably shit but whatever the marriage thing inspired it and I had to put what I was thinking down and if you couldn't tell its a comedy))
Last edited by SlitWrist on Dec 10th, '05, 06:39, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Inzanity » Dec 9th, '05, 20:03

I thought it was pretty funny. good stuff man
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Postby Shadyluva » Dec 9th, '05, 21:06

EmptyPromises wrote:I thought it was pretty funny. good stuff man


i agree, it was not shit, i kinda liked it
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Postby Hunneh_Buns » Dec 9th, '05, 23:58

Actually it was quite good :happy:
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Postby shadysoldiergrl » Dec 10th, '05, 03:24

:flower: i lyk it
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Postby walend » Dec 10th, '05, 08:57

it's possible to do better, but it's ok
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Postby O.G.O.Y.A » Dec 16th, '05, 03:25

i dont agree with kim being a crack whore ...but i still found it amusing to read
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Postby Trigger » Dec 16th, '05, 03:41

chea
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Postby DragonzEdge » Dec 27th, '05, 12:46

IMO, if Em reads this, he'll destroy you for prying into his business.
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Postby em16 » Jan 9th, '06, 10:14

it's was good man.. keep it up.. :D
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Postby emmkayy41 » Jan 9th, '06, 22:34

that was actaully pretty phat
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Postby 555555 » Jan 10th, '06, 01:50

O.G.O.Y.A wrote:i dont agree with kim being a crack whore ...but i still found it amusing to read
Same here km is not a crack whore she's just misunderstood.
This a shout out to all my homies in Cell block 8. being in jail sucks cause you always have to masterbate. Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they all make mince meat, out of his Rear. Word
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Postby SoniK » Jan 11th, '06, 18:14

kims not a crakwhore, they gve eachother a hard tym.....they had a classic american relationship realli
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Postby X-Ray » Jan 11th, '06, 20:08

me sa like
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