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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Purple23Haze » Mar 16th, '08, 16:37

I dart at my traget like a shark starvin
And fartin, for an exra boost
my butt cheeks is tight not loose
and it sounds like "VROOM, VROOM"
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Tash8 » Mar 16th, '08, 16:37

@ 4D :laughing: story of my life!
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby 4D » Mar 16th, '08, 16:56

Purple23Haze wrote:I dart at my traget like a shark starvin
And fartin, for an exra boost
my butt cheeks is tight not loose
and it sounds like "VROOM, VROOM"


LMao! :D

Tash8 wrote:@ 4D :laughing: story of my life!


Lol :p When posting a reply please add a rhyme too, don't want loads of muppets ruining the cypher with basic posts. :D

I gotta disco in ma trousers, it's got my dick goin wowsers,
Yeah I get stiff growin powers when I sniff golden flowers.
The daffodils, dandelions 'n daisies satisfy 'n amaze me,
I wank while I rub them on my ass to gratify my craze G! :smoking:
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Purple23Haze » Mar 16th, '08, 17:17

Its sad yo that Im such an asshole
Im normally bashful but u aint as quick ta come back
As u r ta cum in ur boyfriends ass so, i say next
u lack tact u smell like an oral mess
my dicks like a tic tac u want me to freshin ur breath
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Tash8 » Mar 16th, '08, 17:42

blew up my brains, just to feel what's it's like to get head
told the school kids to swallow, "don't worry it's just white nesquick"
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Arabian Shady » Mar 16th, '08, 18:24

I'm so broke i took ma girl to a pub n made her say that its fine
i'm so cheap,i added water to piss n told her it was wine!
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50 years & going straight, Yet this performance aint worth your time,OUR
Shit is BACKSTAGE,Cause the front page aint worth Kashmir and Palestine.
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby 4D » Mar 16th, '08, 20:49

Arabian Shady wrote:I'm so broke i took ma girl to a pub n made her say that its fine
i'm so cheap,i added water to piss n told her it was wine!


(Lol, not a hard sell, as Wine taste's like fuckin piss anyway. :D )


I was born with a cock in ass, momma given birth in a stockin mask
Just to hide her Locks 'n tash, True Story, just ring the Doc 'n ask!
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Tornado » Mar 16th, '08, 21:44

Like this Saw movie, I'm locked up to a chain
and there's a key in my brain, it's giving me a migrain
they think i'm high on weed, they aint believe i'm in pain
before the contraption closes up, then me i be slained
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Xray » Mar 17th, '08, 04:49

my ballz look stingy, cum taste's minty
at the age of 17 my dick looks wiggly :whistle:
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Over a billion bullets shooting from the chopper's arm
Carry a motherfucker head that I shred in Nam
I speak literally, figuratively, the prophet gone


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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Rain Matrix » Mar 19th, '08, 03:43

I slapped tha Mailman why cuz he didn't bring me Mail Man I was waiting on a Package
he whipped out His I kicked him in tha Dick he said not bad but u could use some Practice
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby shadyallday » Mar 22nd, '08, 20:35

all i did was fall asleep in the mall/ theres no need to get the policeman involved/ that wasn't me lighting up weed in the stall/ i was outside helping this girl who locked her keys in her car/
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Rain Matrix » Mar 22nd, '08, 23:48

I just drank a rockstar and I Feel Jacked I'm about to unleash some Real Wrath on tha Devils Nuts
I'm not busting Metal Slugs show some Rebel Love I'm playing adventure quest trying to Level Up
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Jay-19 » Mar 23rd, '08, 13:52

I read all your rhymes, and I probably laughed at two
But that's just because I'm good and wrote after you
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Xplode » Mar 23rd, '08, 16:31

ima free runner but my flows are faggot
last week i saw a clip dude was puttin in his dick a live maggot :P
So Long Bitch U Did Me So Wrong
I Dont Want To Go On
Living In This World Without
You...........
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Re: Funny rhyme/lines *Cypher*!

Postby Rain Matrix » Mar 24th, '08, 14:57

I slapped my Mom cuz she packed my Bong with a drug I have never been On
she's cracked out and Gone chasing tha cops in a Thong from dusk till Dawn
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