Battle rhyme Game (no poetry, just pure hate rhymes)

[4D]

Welcome to da battle zone petrafied,
Best ta hide, I kill all u bugs like pesticide,
Melt ya hide, I`ve testafied ta genocide.
Bin dead like pinhead, fuckin`cenobite.
flexin mic`s, sexin dykes, dent ya pride
Swept aside, best ta hide, now ur truly petrified

[shadypelkey]

pussy, pussy, pussy what you gonna do to me
come on through jumping in this screen? ha ok let's see
your living in a fanstasy world bitch, bite me
ignite me, come on, fight me, have you runnin around profoundly
I sense the terror in ya eyes, i think this fag needs therapy
so heres a theraputic theory, you ain't scary, endin up burried

weary mother fucker, mr. eminem wannabe, fuckin groupy

[B.A.D.]

when I read both verses I couldn't realize who was the wannabe
that's not talent, bite this song and you'll be as good as me
But you is afraid of doin that, don't give a fuck, even if ya'll scared
help urself u wack , not a piece of attack of any word, ya hurrd?
Ama murder you so easy I don't even have to drop, But I'm a Role Model
Ur not anymore Eminem wannabes, its u n me like me n a Ron Bottle

...............LOL....................

[shadypelkey]

man no offense but the lines your punchin in are gay hence the word lame
I know you ain't ready to face this flame switch, I'm gettin rid of this kid
your an disgrace bitch, get off this forum, you just ain't shit
go outside fly a frilly kite, cause me and FORDIE are battlin tonight, aight?
you'll be feeling fear, like the ppl in 911 cause the pilot couldn't steer
oh dear I'm sorry you fuckin queer, I forgot your mama was in the rear, ha

[4D]

Yo whether it`s Shadypeskey, or retarded guy cOXIDE
Too much of me`ll kill you like carbon dioxide
One fine line of mine is so high, you`ll pray for oxygen,
I`ll spit so much witty shit, you`ll spray ur jocks again.
Raise ur socks n then try ta step ta me
You`ll be moonwalkin`like MJ `gainst my weaponry!!

[oxide]

yo cocksucker FORDIE you best belive in the lordie
say sorry to me, not for mockin me wit your lame mocks G
but on how much you suck, half your lines don't even make sense
the only thing you do is add big words and add em every 2
fenced up backyard, shards of glass strapped to ya ass
colapsed back, busted sacks, is what your gonna have slut, get back

[4D]

Know why my rhymes don`t make sense?, Ur brain`s Dense,
Thicker than the plank that spanks ur ass when i`m whippin it,
ur wack raps`ll collapse when i`m flippin da illest shit.
Wit`ll spit out ma mouth like exorcist vomit,
pukin mucus over ur stupid rhymes, best ta stop it.
I`ll piss in da face of u hip height, head nexta dicks Hobbit!!!

[DragonzEdge]

Motha fucka think you slick
just know that im slicker than slick rick
the rhymes you spit is made of shit
why you spewin anyways? suck a dick!
try to punk people with your ameteur rhymes.
die already you wastin time.

[sugarmaine]

better flows slow when at the highest viscosity
cheddar n shows grow from snowballed animosity
cuttin fordie like some grass, once these rhymes comouttame
buthen fortys feed my fever, to drop a diss that's dastardly

however we can never sever what he said to me
forever fuel my fire and bring out the fckin best in me
bust a bigger burner if you think you gon' be testin me
trip that tricky trigger faster than the master rapper please
else youll catch a sticky staple, right between the eyes with ease
or maybe ill be creepin by rollin on some golden sprees'
but lately i've just felt like seein if your chin can handle deez



edit: sorry i know it was too many lines, but i was on a roll (ps i dunno wtf a sticky staple is, so don't ask)

[4D]

U want sum sugar man? My rhymes ar sweet,
So find a seat befo u swiped off feet,
`cos i`m swingin and smashin pipes off teeth.
Kinda neat, my lyrical glow`s got u hysterical yo
diss me and win`d be a miracle ho.
My visceral flow`ll destroy ur pitiful post!

[sugarmaine]

visceral a good word.. damn i like that heh 8)

[ThomasAguanis]

U want sum sugar man? My rhymes ar sweet,
So find a seat befo u swiped off feet,
`cos i`m swingin and smashin pipes off teeth.
Kinda neat, my lyrical glow`s got u hysterical yo
diss me and win`d be a miracle ho.
My visceral flow`ll destroy ur pitiful post!

so your sayin you'll smash up my teeth. does that make you a dentist?
anyways i think your rhymes are herendus.
my magical flow is stupendus.
who am i lying? i know i suck.
trying to battle rap but the only way i'll win is luck.
but it dosnt bother me. i still try cause i dont give a fuck.

[B.A.D.]

Magical flow??, log to "spit magic" and spit magic*
Don't remind us you suck, Dissin urself, that's tragic
The only way u win is luck?, man get the fuck outta here
and don't try if u facin me, anyone beats me? now that's weird
4 lines and u dead already, ama start with sugarmaine
He's a beast rappin', but 4 me, he ain't hard to tame
Fordie, Ma nigga u killed him, or her, what the fuck?
For a hermaphrodite ur rhymes are kinda hot
I'm insatiable, I kill till someone tryes to kill 30**
yo, that's fuckin laborious, there's no way u could hurt me

anyone else??

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* log to http://www.spitmagic.tk and see whut I'm talkin bout
** My name on this site is 30-3

[xariuss]

the only one who has skill here is easily Foride
kicking the shit, makin you all four eyed..
A clam fist, wraped in wire hidden lyrical dexterity
Slash ya tires and run different directions like there's a pare of me
I dare you to flare at me, I dare you to stare at me
Just don't take offence when i bust out hysterically

[4D]

Thomas aguanis wrote :

so your sayin you'll smash up my teeth. does that make you a dentist?
anyways i think your rhymes are herendus.
my magical flow is stupendus.
who am i lying? i know i suck.
trying to battle rap but the only way i'll win is luck.
but it dosnt bother me. i still try cause i dont give a fuck.

Watch da masta, blast da rhyme apprentice,
Shit spitter`s like dennis, minus da menace,
best diss is ta Ask if im a dentist, he sinkin like he Venice.
Vengence, I`m makin an honest promise ta thomas aguanis,
when i`m on it`s hot n u not guna topple this,
ur jocks`ll b choc-a-bloc fulla plops n piss!!