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Postby J.R. » Aug 27th, '11, 01:45

Okay, So you wanna hear a fun track?
Well you got your fun track..

Enjoy..


HEY! Guess what, my name isn't shady anymore It's B NUTZ,
And guess what? I'm bigger than a set of D CUPS.
But I seen enough, To know that I'll probably never make it,
But fuck rap baby, I'm talkin bout my dick, could you shake it?
For the sake of time, I'm going to type this very quickly,
My skill was gone, came back and said, "Did you miss me?"
Versatilty, was lacking, in my rapping and people were laughing,
Rhyming about sadness it's getting trapping, fuck it, now I'm fapping,
Relieve my mind of stress, and my dick of some cum,
Leave behind the rest, if it makes you sick, eat some tums!
Arshey, this ain't a diss track, just wanted to prove your ass wrong,
I don't think your a prick, you taunted me and now Your gonna be a sad bum,
Haha, man, I'm just kidding it's just a written, so let's head out now,
Im having fun, got back from fucking chickens, speaking of head, baby girl,
Take a nap in my bed, Like I said, while your on top you can scream fuck the world,
I bring a new definition to fucking up,
and now the best is living when he busts a nut,
I have a list of the greats, It goes like this,
Tech n9ne, Em, Oh shit I think I lost my list,
Tech n9ne , Em, Jay, Kanye,
All the good rappers are gone, k?
and it's a fun track, so here's a wack ass line,
But don't laugh, this took a portion of my time,
When I come and attack, I crush you like a can of moutanin dew,
Got so many cans on my rack, It's harder than countin jews,
and here's a couple of shoutouts to end the first verse,
I know it's too long, so A couple more lines can't hurt,
Chief is awesome, did a track with him, Along with Cream and Geno,
See their all bosses, pretty good friends, I'd sing but I can't hit a B NOTE.
And that's the first verse but I don't have a chorus,
so how about 8 more lines just to bore us?
OKay, sounds fun, maybe more, I don't really know yet,
Getting fucked by a prostitue for free, call it a Hoe- Get
Now I don't believe in internet beef, and never had before,
So I guess I'll have to find you fuckers, and hit you at your door,
Hey yo, Go check out Mind lapse
Oh no, Chief killed me on my Track!
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