Got cought smokin bud, and my mom grounded me
Not for the fact I was smokin, but for stealin her weed
Ran away from home, came back three weeks later.
Tryin to act nice, and hide the fact that I hate her
Knocked at the door for like a hour and a half
But then my fuckin parents called the cops on my ass
Ran away from the pigs and sat down on a bench
saw a kid eating a hot dog, and mugged him wit a wrench
About three in the morning i couldn't sleep no more
Was hungery as fuck, so i robbed a convienient store
Broke into someones basement and fell asleep on the couch
Awoke an hour later with duck tape over my mouth
I was tied to a chair, and my head was throbbin
Tried to yell for help, I needed Batman And Robbin
But at that same time someone walked through the door
Wit a mask over their face, I saw blood on the floor
I got real scared and started to bug the fuck out
They walked over to me and removed the tape from my mouth
They removed the mask from their and I saw who it was
I looked up at her face, and I saw it was my cuz
She said "You Snitched, and I'm about to teach you a lesson"
Thats when she reched in her pocket, and pulled out a smith and wesson
I screamed real loud and then i closed my eyes
When I opened 'em again I saw a big suprise
Everything was gone and there was just white walls all around me
And then a whole bunch a bugs started to surround me
I was just seein shit, there weren't any bugz
And Kids, thats why you should not do drugs!!
JUST KIDDING DO ALL DA DRUGS YA WANT!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!