A Hot, Underage, 16!

[EvryOnesACrtc]

Yet again, my half of a collab which the other person never finished up his verse to. Just supposed to be a sick 16. Enjoy!


I've got animal magnetism like Siegfried and Roy/ (rawr) AHHH!
I call tail and get head like flips of a coin/
Then why is it that the shit I enjoy is hard kicks to the groin/
While sticking my dick up a six year old boy/
After telling him to bend over to pick up his toys?/
Can you answer me that, Mr. Sigmund S. Freund../
Psych major? Nah, I'm just a major psycho/
Blood stains and crushed brains all over my Mustang!
But look how much I saved from Geico/
Death defy-er, reckless driver, who never passes the breathalyzer/
and uses Craigslist Finder to hook up and have sex with minors/
after taking em on cheap ass dates to breakfast diners/
Rewind Selector! Why, yes sir, I'm a child molester,/
a pedophile, disguised as the school science professor/
better hide your little girl or I'll undress her/
Oops, too late! I've already compiled a sketch of her profile, defiled, & hit it behind the dresser/
while me and your boy whipped out our pistols like a wild western!!/
Go call the cops, dial collect, & have em check my files on record/
I'll be cleared of all charges by cheating the lie detector/


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[SliK]

I don't like all the child stuff but you had some genuinely good lines. The reckless driver line was great, sounded like a line Eminem would have said tbh. Good rhyming too.

[EvryOnesACrtc]

Yeah, I don't like talking about that stuff either. It's uncomfortable. I was just trying to do a "damnn, he took it there!!"-kinda-verse.

Thanks for the compliment and feedback.

[Supershade]

was awesome

[EvryOnesACrtc]

:worship: was awesome

Haha I'm glad you liked it. And don't worry about it, Rex. This forum is kinda dead as it is so it's pointless to waste any time lol

[tadpole25]

relapse meets jerry sandusky

[Willy]

You're good - too fucked up for my taste though. Admittedly, the reckless driver - sex with minor bit made me lol. You sick fuck!

[CanadaPure]

Death defy-er, reckless driver, who never passes the breathalyzer/
and uses Craigslist Finder to hook up and have sex with minors/

My favorite line in the whole thing. The way it rolls off the tongue is absolutely awesome! Overall, it was a bit weird but I like that sort of shock value. Well written.

[EvryOnesACrtc]

Thanks everyone! I think I'm gonna steer away from this subject matter myself lol a little too fucked up for my taste as well.